Altercations.

Brain: I believe in Jesus.
Heart: Why.

Brain: Because I see his works in my life, others' lives, and the world. Because Paul Copan proved it.

Heart: Why can't you explain that to your friends?

Brain:

Heart: Dear. I'm being more logical than you.

Brain: This isn't an emotion versus logic thing. It's a thought versus truth thing.

Heart: Sure, but I'm winning.

Brain: Then you explain the patterns in nature. The intricacy of atoms. The complexities of humans.

Heart: Just because its unexplained doesn't mean it isn't possible without God.

Brain: God exists.

Heart: You're just afraid to blaspheme and deny him.

Brain:

Heart: You don't understand the cross.

Brain: I know that.

Heart: You don’t appreciate Jesus because you don't believe in him enough.

Brain: You're saying he exists.

Heart: This might become a rather controversial blog post.

Brain: I know I'm not accepting enough. Isn't that just a human logic thing?

Heart: You know your obstacle.

Brain: It shouldn't be one anymore.

Heart: Yeah yeah, but it still is. I heard you at church today.

Brain: That was you.

Heart: Both of us.

Brain: Great. Who's going to help us then?

Heart: Stop being phony.

Brain: Really? If I become any less phony, I'll come off just plain arrogant. You know what adults think.

Heart: Think straight, brain. I'm talking about Christianity. You can't spread the word unless you believe yourself. The sermon today; you have to experience Jesus first.

Brain: We were talking about the existence of God; how did we get here?

Heart: You're confusing.

Brain: God is confusing.

Heart: Well sort it out soon because you can't waste more time.

Brain: I have four years in high school.

Heart: Oh stop it. You know what I'm talking about.

Heart: Do have any idea how many chances God gave you? SO. MANY. CHANCES. Okay so you're totally forgiven for the first couple times. You were cocky. But really? Afterwards?

Brain: You can't do that. You know what was going on.

Heart: I do. I'll give you up to February. You were insecure and recovering. But like, this summer?

Brain: You would not go there.

Heart: I'm the only one who can. Remember what R- said? 'You know [Beanut] would choose God over you any day.'

Brain: That was so obnoxious.

Heart: IT USED TO BE TRUE. Is it anymore? Was it these past few weeks?

Brain: You're continually contradicting yourself!

Heart: You missed what, at least twenty chances? Could you have at least said 'Jesus loves you'?

Brain: Going up in people's faces doesn't work. 

Heart: Irrelevant, boldface.

Brain: I don't want to think about it.

Heart: You're going to have to one day.

Brain: Grace 2010.

Heart: Sure. Good luck.

Brain: Luck? This is on God.