Cookie Cake (koo key kayk) - noun
1. A vessel coagulator for children commemorating the day they slipped out of their mothers' wombs
2. A large, pancake-like pastry containing, in this order by quantity, oil, white sugar, butter, eggs, and baking powder
1/8 of a 12" cookie cake:
About 350 calories
Half a heart attack of saturated fat
I wonder if I can make a healthy cake.
/)_- Silly me. Margarine (let alone low fat margarine) is never used in any sort of cake. The cake would collapse without butter's firmness.
What's bad about butter?
WAHAHA. Butter is creamed sugar and fat.
But I like cake.
You don't want a flab abs.
I already have those. Can I just eat some cake?
No. Go do your homework.
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